Caroline O'Donoghue: 'I've come to realise that, in terms of the quarantine, I really am in the one per cent'

I've come to realise that, in terms of the quarantine, I really am in the one per cent. I live with a partner, but I don’t have children. My nerves aren’t frayed from repeated viewings of Paw Patrol and failed attempts at homeschooling.

Both my grandparents and my boyfriend’s grandparents have all passed on, so we’re not gnawing our nails with personal worry about the care-home crisis. Our parents are all healthy and keeping themselves to themselves. We are financially sound enough for us to still buy treats at the supermarket, but not rich enough to attract the resentment of our peers.