Futility of celebrities penning letters to their mythical teenage selves

Every celeb wants to demonstrate that she’s just like us which she sure as hell isn’t, writes Terry Prone.

THERE’S a special place in hell reserved for two kinds of people. The first are the inventors of the flat roof, which has caused more grief to humanity than any other aspect of construction.

The second is for whoever invented the device of getting famous people to write letters to their younger selves.