Oops! We all made a boob. The Sun has not covered up its anachronistic ‘page three’

BOOBS out of The Sun! Boobs out for The Sun! Crikey, make up your mind, Rupert.

Do I consign my ‘No More Page Three’ t-shirt to the back of the wardrobe, or wear it to display my allegience with the rest of the joyless, jealous, fat, ugly feminist fanatics?

(Those are the The Sun’s words to describe mainstream female politicians opposed to ‘page three’).