This tablet has solution to all of life’s problems

MEN, look away now.

Do something manly. Go chop wood, or kill something — this column is not for you. No sir. This is for the ladies. Ladies, smooth down your aprons and step out of the kitchen for a moment — not too long, mind — so that you can hear about the latest product invented for your pretty little selves. The ePad Femme. No, not the latest incontinence or sanitary product, but a tablet. And no again, not the kind of tablet you’re thinking of — those little round ones that make you feel relaxed as you do the hoovering — but an actual piece of technology.

It’s like an iPad, except made by the Dubai-based Eurostar Group (no, not that Eurostar), and it comes with its apps preloaded so you don’t have do anything as difficult as downloading one all by yourself.