Stick with humans in future, Katie
This happens even when you don’t know them, which is weird. I mean, why would you care that Johnny Depp and his missus have parted company? It’s not like they’re due to pop over for pizza and a DVD anytime soon. Or that you’ll have to do that awful listening to them bitching about each other thing that some less evolved couples make their friends sit through when they’re breaking up. At least with Johnny and Vanessa, you won’t have to take sides.
And yet, you hear it on the internet, or see the fat black headlines in the newsagent, and you think — and this is involuntary, mind — you think, oh what a shame. They seemed so nice together too.
