“What do you mean I look like a hooker?”

MY sister in law is full of good ideas about how to make a fortune.

Her latest idea concerns a mobile phone application — or app for short. Unfortunately, that’s all I can tell you; I’ve been sworn to secrecy, she really thinks this idea is The One and I wouldn’t want you to poach it, it wouldn’t be fair, you see, not when fortunes are at stake.

Between you and me, I think her idea is a bit rubbish — though if her app idea does turn out to be The One, I take that back because I’m hoping blood is thicker than water when it comes to fortunes. Her app — and bear in mind I have to speak in very general terms — will enable its users to find hundreds of answers to hundreds of questions in which 99% of the population have no interest whatsoever. Naturally I told her that her idea, though hitting only one percent of the target market, was fantastic but in truth, I have a better idea for an app, which hits a huge target market. I can smell the money now!