“Don’t worry, he won’t send me to prison”

CHAPTER ONE.

A while back, I was stopped at a road checkpoint, where a garda (male) discovered that my tax and NCT certificates were out of date. Later that afternoon, at a different checkpoint, a garda (female) made the same discovery.

Afterwards, I wrote a column in which I gave 800 words of anecdotal evidence to support my theory that women officers are meaner than their male counterparts.