Call time on patron saint of boozing

ST PATRICK’S DAY has become a bastardised festival to excuse boisterous drunks and lowlife that spend the day in the pub.

Our yobs and lager louts get sick all over the place and will urinate on your shoes if you’re unlucky enough to be near them when they finish with the pub or the off-licence.

One can clearly see drink glasses and pools of vomit left all over our cities, for what is now becoming the most disgraceful and environmentally unfriendly holiday we have.