At a time of doom and gloom let’s hear it for two of the good guys

I AM going to choke the girl who sings the ad for the sat nav gadget.

Either they’ve paid a fortune to have her on every ad break or the radio stations are so short of ads that they’re running her for free, but the fact is that no matter what station you tune into, there she is, going “Givagivagiva”.

She’s driving me nuts, not least because somebody DID give me one of those yokes last Christmas and I was enthusiastic until I discovered it had a software glitch that convinced it we were in London. The weird thing was that it worked away quite happily on this assumption.