Bertie would make ideal president – for some

THERE has been much talk recently that Bertie Ahern would be our ideal next president.

I could not agree more. He is the perfect figurehead for a nation of bloodsucking bankers, dodgy developers, corrupt politicians and avaricious lawyers. This self-proclaimed socialist is still costing the people of this country well into six figures annually even in semi-retirement .

I suppose, as president, he could do with another €250,000 to add to that. If that wasn’t enough he could also do a bit on the side for the newspapers.