BERTIE AHERN’s head finally hangs in the Dáil — but, typically, not in shame.

THERE has been much talk recently that Bertie Ahern would be our ideal next president.

HEARD the one about the talking dog?

To what extent have the Mahon revelations damaged Bertie Ahern’s standing as leader, asks Political Editor Harry McGee.

OUR Teflon Taoiseach’s outer layer is slowly unravelling, revealing an anorak lined with large pockets which appear to have been put to good use.

“MY view is irrelevant,” Michael McDowell announced. It was an extraordinary response to being asked whether he had confidence in the Taoiseach. He might just as well have added “and my party is ridiculous”.

WITH the most delicious timing, Bertie Ahern made good on a blank cheque for Haughey yesterday.

AS a means of testing the public mood, opinion polls have been the only show in town. Until now that is.

TWICE before, allegations have been made about the Taoiseach Bertie Ahern and donations from wealthy businessman. And twice before they came to nothing.

MINISTERS were ordered by the Taoiseach last night to hold “clinics” for Fianna Fáil backbenchers every Tuesday night.

NOT even Fianna Fáil’s Mr Big could pull this one off.

On the subject of Teflon frying pans, it has been my experience that nothing sticks to them at first.