Culling the seals

I WOULD like to support the call for a cull on the seal population in Dublin Bay. I understand some seals are terrorising swimmers.

In addition I suggest we also put down dogs that bark loudly at night, roosters that crow too early in the morning, and definitely do something about the flock of sparrows outside my bedroom window. Once we’ve tidied that up, we can get around to culling ignorance, arrogance and selfishness.

Honestly, there’s a lot to learn from those bloodthirsty seals.