Labour leader Pat Rabbitte raised the sad case of Social Affairs Minister Seamus Brennan during Leaders Questions in the Dáil yesterday, asking had anyone seen him or know of his well-being?
“The Taoiseach sent him out last Tuesday to present a press conference about the coming Ard Fheis and the man was but a pale shadow of himself, so shocked was he at the policy platform put forward by us,” testified Rabbitte.
Alarmed as he was at the billions being promised by the opposition, Rabbitte believes he may have been driven over the edge completely by the “Niagara of promises” Taoiseach Bertie Ahern unleashed on Saturday night at the Ard Fheis.
It must have been a full moon for strange things were happening to Fianna Fáiler’s on Saturday night.
A member of the chorus line, Michael Mulcahy, TD for Dublin South Central, last week sternly urged the Taoiseach to stand firm; no tax cuts and no more spending to put the economy at risk.
While perusing his television on Saturday night the Labour leader spotted the same Michael Mulcahy at the end of a speech in which the Taoiseach had promised 53 different commitments amounting to €300 million per minute, including, yes, tax cuts.
“I saw Deputy Mulcahy on the screen before my eyes on Saturday night, applauding like Mr Bean on speed.”
Later the Bert would describe Rabbitte as “narky” and there was certainly an edge to yesterday’s exchanges in the Dáil that spelt an election was coming up. Hand-to-hand combat in the trenches and all-out warfare over the extravagance of each other’s spending policies was the order of the day.
Rabbitte went in hard — and humorously — on FF’s u-turn between Tuesday, “when Brennan did an impression of Ebeneezer Scrooge” and Saturday, “when Ahern did an impression of Nero fiddling while Rome burned”.
The Labour leader revealed how a woman told him that she thought the Taoiseach’s nose would come out through the screen.
Mr Rabbitte also suggested that Ahern was being economical with the verité when he told Ursula Halligan on TV3 that he puts material to be recycled into the boot of his Mercedes.
“Nobody would believe what the Taoiseach says. He is only sort of playing cricket on some spare patch of ground.
“He jumps on the bandwagon in respect of anything that becomes popular.
“The only thing he recycles is other people’s ideas.”
The Taoiseach and Tánaiste got in a couple of their own jibes. Turning to the distant past they spoke about Sinn Féin and The Workers Party, about Mr Rabbitte being “involved with subversives” and about “printing presses and counterfeit money in Gardiner Street”.
The Taoiseach concluded: “I apologise for ruining the Deputy’s weekend. I assure him that Minister Brennan is very well.”