Bringing out the Hellman’s may help more than having God on your side

BEFORE the top crook from Enron heads off to do a lifetime’s porridge, he needs to meet the lads from the Ancient Order of Hibernians. They have so much in common. Especially God. He’s on their side. They’re sure of it.

The Ancient Order of Hibernians decided at the end of last week to have a go at Michael McDowell.

Now let’s be honest, many people would buy into the notion of having a go at McDowell. Publicly creasing the Minister for Justice is an idea which would have its supporters.