Bertie’s DIY project is to make a new cabinet out of a right shower

DEAR Taoiseach, I know, I know, the last person you’d want advice from is me.

But I’ve been worried about you. The media is reporting that you’re down there in Kerry, supposed to be on your hols, but actually fretting about the cabinet re-shuffle.

You’ve been there before, and it isn’t easy trying to do the right thing.