‘I told him I wouldn’t be seen dead in the same grave as him’

By Terry Prone FINDING out that your husband has bought himself a grave on the sly is not a positive experience.

Mine said he didn't buy it on the sly, he'd just never thought to tell me about it. He made it sound like a casual impulse purchase.

Other people buy magazines and Mars bars on impulse. He buys graves. Correction. Grave, singular.