You sexy things: When it comes to Irish politics, the Greens have thong appeal

Let us discuss the Green Party Conference in the context of the thong. No, not those cheapo sandals we used to call “flip-flops.”

The T-shaped undergarment requiring a mere dab of lace and costing an arm and a leg.

The one Monica flashed at Bill. The one that creeps up above the waist-band of the jeans to announce its little self.