Midfielder, manager, meme: The many faces of Roy Keane
ITV pundit Roy Keane at the ground ahead of the Emirates FA Cup fourth round match at The Hawthorns, West Bromwich. Picture date: Sunday January 28, 2024.

A late-night phone call could mean many things: A man-of-the-match performance at the San Siro; a reverse-charges SoS from a police station in Salford; a request for 20 quid to be posted over to Manchester. Believing in Keane the footballer was easy. Trusting Keane, the young man, was much harder, mostly because we had no clue who he was.

There were signs that it was not ever thus. In the early years for Nottingham Forest, Ireland, and United, there were moments when the mask slipped, and the Mayfield kid was exposed. The over-the-top-of-the-shoulders celebration was a surrender to momentary joy, which lasted seconds. The rest was fury.

Another tale recounts Roy sitting in the canteen, glowering into a cup of tea while young professionals crept past like mice in a haunted house.Ā
If youād told a younger Roy Keane that one day heād be immortalised in memes, heād have looked at you with the same expression he reserved for a young Gary Neville.Ā
But memes are the currency of modern fame, and, accidentally or otherwise, Roy is minted.
There he is, his face contorted in disgust, captioned: āWhen someone says they āgave it 110%.āā Or sitting with his arms folded, the unspoken louder than a vuvuzela: āJust do your bloody job.ā
Teenagers who never saw him play nowadays know him only as The Angry Bearded Man. And in a way, thatās a triumph. Because if thereās one thing Roy would appreciate, itās consistency.Ā
Whether heās breaking up play or breaking the nose of a lippy pseudo-hard man in a Cheshire pub, heās never pretended to be anything heās not.
Authenticity, thatās his superpower.

And for a fleeting moment, you glimpse a gentler Roy, the man behind the scowl. Then someone suggests a player āhad a good game despite losing 3-0ā, and the eyebrow shoots back up, the voice goes higher than a Jordan Pickford clearance, and you remember he is a man of standards.




