Outcry at more valleys, fewer peaks on Toblerones

Goodbye, the Alpine mountains of Toblerone; hello, heartbreak ridge.

The makers of the Swiss chocolate bar synonymous with returning from every holiday ever has sparked a social media storm after manufacturers changed the shape of its confectionary to reduce weight and save a few bob.

Suffice it to say, on a day when there was the possibility of a Trump presidency, this was just another indicator of the end of days.