Scrum for flights to France for the Munster Army

There’ll be choke tackles, charge downs, rucking, mauling, and, doubtless, a couple of breakdowns.

There will, unquestionably, be the mother of all scrums.

This time however, the mad foraging is not for the ball but for one of those elusive airline tickets that can bring Munster fans direct from Cork to Marseille for the Heineken Cup semifinal.