Couple puckers up for ‘big fat fake wedding’

I do, yeah! It’s the wedding of the year that has the whole parish talking but there’ll be no ‘living happily ever after’.

Just hours before the ‘happy couple’ tie the knot, the bride has made a shocking prediction — the ‘marriage’ will last just a few hours, and they’re both fine with that.

“There will be no romance. And it won’t be a tasteful ceremony — we can guarantee that. But it will be great craic,” Deirdre O’Sullivan, said.