Let’s hope it’s not a case of Fáilte Towers

ALREADY downgraded from a budget to just an initiative, in truth it was more like the Jedward Jobs Package because they are trying to make very little stretch an awfully long way.

As the Taoiseach and Tánaiste appeared on the steps of Government Buildings it looked like rain — but unfortunately it was never threatening to rain jobs.

While the two leaders explained that the disaster-laden legacy of the last government and the iron grip of the IMF had conspired to tie their hands, a loud quaking sound could be heard in the background.