It’s criminal: TV3 autumn line-up a real fright fest

LOCK your doors. Treat that granny next door with suspicion.

Hide from hardened, gun-toting urban criminals. And in the highly probable event you become another blood-splattered Irish crime statistic, whatever you do avoid hospital emergency departments. In other words, be afraid. Be very afraid.

Yesterday, TV3 launched its autumn schedule amid the compulsory glitz, glamour and gormless Irish celebrity name-drops that come with such a function.