Thong and cheek All-Ireland banter

THERE’LL be a real ‘thong and dance’ if Kerry manage to overcome the challenge of Tyrone tomorrow and win their third All-Ireland senior football title in a row.

The Kingdom’s ladies have been busy snapping up a range of saucy hotpants and thongs in their county colours, in anticipation of yet another Croker triumph.

Unfortunately, many have lost out because sales were so brisk that suppliers Puckout.com ran out of the garments last Thursday. Another hugely popular seller is a Kerry T-shirt bearing the word “Galvinised” in honour of Kerry’s captain Paul Galvin, who returns to the squad for the game after serving a three-month suspension.