PDs dare SF to ditch their sharp suits

MEET Patricia O’Neill — the PDs’ secret weapon in the election campaign.

Draped in republican paraphernalia, the would-be sister of anonymous IRA spokesman, P. O’Neill, was unveiled by the Progressive Democrats’ Junior Shinner Basher Fiona O’Malley.

Similar to a number of PD figures, the model has a wooden personality and is pretty devoid of charisma, but effective nonetheless.