Neighbour from hell Mary fears spending more time behind bars

AS NEIGHBOURS from hell go, Mary McGrath doesn’t quite cut the mustard.

For a start, she weighs less than eight stone, reaches a bare 5’4” in high heels and, at 63 years of age, is looking forward to the day not far off when her state pension will wing its way through the letterbox of her neat semi-detached home in Ballincollig, Cork.

She is also a committed member of the Legion of Mary and, when she is not tending her rose garden, likes to busy herself assisting the elderly in need.