Bertie's Bass draughted in for thirsty Taoiseach

JENNIFER LOPEZ has to have her own chef and Cher reputedly demands a separate room for her wigs, but all Bertie looks for when he's on tour is a humble pint of his favourite beer.

When it comes to catering for VIPs, the world-famous Parknasilla Hotel on the Ring of Kerry will push the boat out, move mountains and generally bend over backwards to keep their guests happy.

Such service has ensured the custom of royal families, business barons and assorted celebrities over decades of dealing with the rich and famous.