VW Caddy Life: A van dressed as a car is still a van

We don’t often ‘do’ vans here at Examiner Motoring for the fairly obvious reason that driving such a thing is about as pleasurable as eating one’s own toenails, writes Declan Colley

Vans are vans and cars are cars and your own toenails should not be eaten.

We have, of course, been exposed to several van-derived cars down the years - which is generally as welcome an experience as being exposed to a thermonuclear bomb - despite protestation from those sadists who make them, that this is a wonderful way of introducing practical motoring to those unfortunate mortals who would otherwise not be able to afford it.