I wish people would stop complaining about the rain.

HERE is the “the Big Bad EU-IMF Wolf”, the Irish version.

LABOUR spokesperson on finance Joan Burton mentioned on Black Thursday, September 30, 2010 that “the date of 29 September 2008 is as steeped in infamy in Ireland’s history as Pearl Harbour was for the generation of Americans led by President Franklin Roosevelt”.

WHAT’S the difference between the 70 Fianna Fáil deputies and the 33 Chilean miners?

WE now have a Minister of Snow, a Minister of No Show and a Taoiseach of I Don’t Know.

IF I were to create a film about the HSE and its handling of the distribution of the swine vaccine, I would call it One Flu Over The Cuckoo’s Nest.

Best actor awards:

EVERY year the bookies give odds on having a white Christmas in Dublin.

ENVIRONMENT Minister John Gormley wants to fine gum-spitters while Justice Minister Brian Lenihan wants to incarcerate drug-users.