The mating rituals that take place in nightclubs across the country have long been in need of a wildlife documentary, and thanks to one Limerick club, the process has been recorded with the finest of narrator; David Attenborough.

A hoax call that led to a search and rescue mission on the River Shannon has been roundly criticised by Limerick Marine Search and Rescue.

The PRO of Limerick Marine Search and Rescue has slammed the actions of a person who allegedly phoned in a bogus alert that, a woman had jumped into the River Shannon earlier tonight.

Now you can drinks the streets of Cork dry — well, maybe its laneways.