WATCH: David Attenborough narrates the mating rituals of a Limerick nightclub

The mating rituals that take place in nightclubs across the country have long been in need of a wildlife documentary, and thanks to one Limerick club, the process has been recorded with the finest of narrator; David Attenborough.

Limerick nightclub Angel Lane has put together a short clip that fabricates David Attenborough's imaginary visit to the establishment where he describes it as “extraordinary”.

Describing the scene, Mr Attenborough says: “No where else on Earth are so many animals on the move with the same urgent purpose.”

Combined with scenes of youngsters busting a move on the floor, the famous narrator describes the battle for attention from the opposite sex.

“The males are starting to compete for the favours of the females -they are here to pull. They have just a single chance to impress a female. 

Continuing to describe the lengthy and complicated process of pulling in a nightclub David Attenborough says: “Nothing deters the males as they consume several times their weight” 

Of course this type of thing is not likely to help with the mating process as incoherent and vomiting males are likely to be rejected instantaneously. 

Always drink responsibly folks, know the one that is one too many.

Of course as we all know not all will be successful in their quest for 'companionship'.

Mr Attenborough gives his experienced opinion on who will be successful: “Perhaps fortune will favour the bold...”

You heard the man lads and ladies!  Be bold!