Michelle Darnell (Melissa McCarthy) is The Boss (15A) from hell: an aggressive egomaniac, she torments her long-suffering assistant Claire (Kristen Bell).

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Atletico Madrid 2 Barcelona 0, Atletico win 3-2 on aggregate: Holders Barcelona are out of the Champions League after Antoine Griezmann’s brace sent Atletico Madrid through to semi-finals with a 2-0 quarter-final second-leg victory.

Barcelona 2 Atletico Madrid 1: Luis Suarez scored twice as Barcelona came from behind to beat Atletico Madrid 2-1 in the first leg of their Champions League quarter-final at the Nou Camp, where Fernando Torres was sent off having given the visitors the lead.

Kya deLongchamps encourages us to re-assess our living space and find a way to surround ourselves with what makes us truly happy.

Atletico Madrid and Real Madrid drew 0-0 in a tight and tense Champions League quarter-final first leg at the Estadio Vicente Calderon on Tuesday night.

Atletico Madrid have a mountain to climb if they are to qualify for the Champions League quarter-finals after they endured a night to forget at Bayer Leverkusen.

On Sunday, the LA Times published a selection of poems sent in by kids in the paper's 'Creativity Corner' - one of them definitely stands out.

On Sunday, the LA Times published a selection of poems sent in by kids in the paper’s ’Creativity Corner’.

Bigger girls should not need the ‘Fatkini Movement’ to embolden them to proudly don bikinis, but sexism insists that they cover up, says Suzanne Harrington

Gareth Bale finally helped Real Madrid fulfil the dream of ’La Decima’, securing a memorable 10th Champions League triumph with an extra-time win against neighbours Atletico Madrid.

If there was any remaining doubt about the immense faith Atletico Madrid have in their manager, Tiago immediately removed it. The former Chelsea midfielder was asked to explain the effect of Diego Simeone.

As Lisbon awaits a Spanish invasion for Saturday’s Champions League decider, Atletico Madrid are slowly coming down from a high, while final opponents Real Madrid try to build themselves back up.

Atletico Madrid 0-0 Chelsea

Chelsea could be without three of their stalwards in Petr Cech, John Terry and Frank Lampard when they face Liverpool in the Premier League on Sunday.

Anyone expecting a feast of attacking football in tonight’s Champions League semi-final first leg between Atletico Madrid and Chelsea will be disappointed, says Atletico midfielder Gabi Fernandez.

Atletico Madrid 1 Barcelona 0 (Atletico Madrid win 2-1 on aggregate)

Atletico Madrid 1 Barcelona 0 (Atletico Madrid win 2-1 on aggregate)

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Atletico Madrid 4 AC Milan 1 (Atletico win 5-1 on agg)

Atletico Madrid won the battle in yesterday’s Spanish capital ‘derbi’ with a stirring and gutsy performance which skirted the lines of law at times.

When Diego Simeone took charge at Atletico Madrid, just over two years ago, the challenge he faced was huge.

Fulham 2 Aston Villa 0

Real Madrid coach Jose Mourinho remained non-committal about where he will be next term after his side lost 2-1 in the Copa del Rey final against local rivals Atletico Madrid last night to round off the “worst season” of his life.

Real Madrid 1 Atletico Madrid 2 (aet)

Barcelona last night capped their title celebrations with a 2-1 comeback win at Atletico Madrid that was only soured by an injury to Lionel Messi.

Radamel Falcao justified his golden boot billing by firing Atletico Madrid to Europa League glory last night.

Atletico Madrid 3 Athletic Bilbao 0

CELTIC manager Neil Lennon believes his side have enough quality to upset the odds and qualify for the Europa League despite their 1-0 defeat by Atletico Madrid — a result which leaves them needing to win in Italy in their final group game.

Celtic 0 Atletico Madrid 1

West Brom will be without two key defenders through suspension for the home Barclays Premier League clash with leaders Manchester United on Saturday.

Manchester United manager Alex Ferguson believes that interference from agents could be behind Gabriel Heinze’s desire to leave the club.

LAURA JIMENEZ was walking on air as she boarded a Madrid train early in the morning of March 11, 2004. She had just been told she was pregnant with her first child and had received a promotion at work. In a matter of seconds, it was all taken away.

ROMANIAN Olympic 5,000 metre gold medallist Gabriela Szabo may quit athletics after French border police found a banned substance in her car.