And so it comes to this; QPR chairman Tony Fernandes sits at the poker table in his underpants, carefully placing the keys to his house on the summit of a large pile of chips.

A list of all the confirmed deadline day signings so far.

QPR striker Djibril Cisse has joined Qatari club Al Gharafa on loan for the rest of the season.

QPR 0 Liverpool 3

QPR 0 Liverpool 3

Harry Redknapp urged the officials in charge of his side’s 2-1 home defeat to West Brom to visit the opticians after a number of controversial decisions left his side bottom of the table.

QPR 1 West Brom 2

Newcastle United 1 QPR 0

Newcastle 1 QPR 0

QPR 2 Fulham 1

Wigan 2 QPR 2

Sunderland 0 QPR 0

Manchester United 3 QPR 1

Bobby Zamora will miss the next three months of the season after bottom-of-the-table QPR this morning revealed the striker is to have surgery on a hip injury.

QPR 1 Southampton 3

Stoke 1 QPR 0

QPR 1 Reading 1

QPR 1 Reading 1

Park Ji-sung did not make the matchday squad for QPR in their vital Barclays Premier League match against fellow strugglers Reading at Loftus Road.

Arsenal 1 QPR 0

QPR 1 Everton 1

West Brom 1 Liverpool 2

QPR 2 Reading 3

Tottenham 2 QPR 1

QPR 0 Chelsea 0

Norwich 1 QPR 1

Joey Barton is facing the threat of a 10-match ban – or even longer – after the Football Association charged him with two acts of violent conduct following his sending off in QPR’s defeat by Manchester City.

Look away now Man United fans. Here is how the dramatic last day of the Premier League unfolded.

Manager Roberto Mancini was already looking forward to more success after Manchester City’s amazing Premier League title triumph.

Two injury-time goals, the second from Sergio Aguero after 93 minutes, brought City a 3-2 victory over QPR, in the most astonishing circumstances at the Etihad Stadium last night.

Manchester City manager Roberto Mancini admitted it has been a “crazy season” after his side pipped Manchester United to the Barclays Premier League title with a last-gasp 3-2 victory over QPR.

Manchester City 3 QPR 2

Sergio Aguero ended Manchester City’s 44-year search for a title in extraordinary fashion as two goals in injury-time gave Roberto Mancini’s men a scarcely-believable 3-2 win over 10-man QPR.

FT Manchester City 3 QPR 2

Striker Djibril Cisse has called on QPR to deliver Mark Hughes some “sweet revenge” by denying Manchester City the title and ensuring their own survival at the Etihad Stadium next weekend.

QPR were effectively one minute away from the Championship yesterday before Djibril Cisse’s late strike kept their hopes of avoiding relegation alive.

QPR 1 Stoke 0

The hope generated in the final seconds at the Camp Nou last Wednesday was not misplaced.

Chelsea 6 QPR 1

Manager Mark Hughes has selection problems in attack ahead of QPR’s trip to West Brom as they look to put their Barclays Premier League away-day blues behind them.

Long-term absentees DJ Campbell and Heidar Helguson will be included in QPR’s squad to face Manchester United on Sunday.

QPR striker Djibril Cisse will begin his four-match ban when Arsenal visit Loftus Road tomorrow.

On loan QPR striker Federico Macheda’s season appears to be over.

IF the last six months have been something of a whirlwind for James McClean, the next six could be an even greater chapter in the life of the young man from Derry.