British TV presenter Chris Packham has penned an open letter to Ant and Dec – calling for the pair to step in and end the “abuse of animals” on I’m A Celebrity... Get Me Out Of Here!.

When Steve McClaren stooped from being the wally with a brolly to giving a press conference in a Dutch accent while managing FC Twente he became the butt of all soccer jokes.

The reporter who broke the story of motorsport boss Max Mosley’s sadomasochistic “orgy” with five women told the High Court today that it had an “absolutely overwhelming Nazi” theme.