Majorca: Getting the most of a misunderstood sun-holiday staple

Sunset over Palma, Majorca.
Waiting to board my 8am flight to Palma, I feel underdressed. I’d gone practical, layers of black linen, sensible Teva walking sandals.
I am not ready for the level of sophistication in the queue. Bouncy blow-drys and tumbling curls surround me. Eavesdropping tells me there is a wedding group and at least two hen parties in the mix but not the tacky t-shirt types.