It’s getting covert on our WhatsApp group Douglas Road Stunners Who Wear a Disguise on a Flight to Lapland.
It all started last year when Gwen_Size10 said she couldn’t take Lapland any more, the flight was full of nail-bar managers from Mallow, that’s not appropriate for Douglas Road aristos like ourselves. So didn’t she bring her Hugo and Ann (without the ‘e’) to this chi-chi place in Sweden, but they cried all the way home because Santa was a woman and she gave them both a pair of recyclable moccasins (The Swedes are zero craic, did you ever notice that?)
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