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Ask Audrey: A Douglas Road drinks reception? As enticing as a job offer from Elon Musk!

Sorting out Cork people for ages
Ask Audrey: A Douglas Road drinks reception? As enticing as a job offer from Elon Musk!

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Now listen up Paddy. I represent a group of gentlemen from the Middle East who will remain nameless, unless you lodge 12 million dollars into my bank account in Zurich, because I honestly think there is nothing I wouldn’t do for money. 

Anyhow, these Middle Eastern gentlemen are upset at Roy Keane for suggesting the World Cup shouldn’t be in Qatar due to what I am sure must be misunderstandings about migrant workers and homosexuals. 

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