Listen — Ask Audrey: Would ya get away with a mankini in Ballybunion?

The Limerick lads sound like pure "hard men" but it's really just the accents 

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

Hello, it’s Rosealeen here in Ballydesmond. Bad cess to my married friends and the way they say, “Oh Rosealeen, I’ve a friend and he’d be very nice for you,” and then they wheel out some beauty they found in a rubbish bin in downtown Scartaglin.

A friend of mine actually did wheel out one guy, they had him in a shopping trolley, he was so drunk. So it was rolling-my-eyes-time again when my cousin said she had a man for me, only for her to set me up with this Colm feen who’d remind you of Liam Neeson — before he got old. You wouldn’t say he was exciting — poor Colm is as straight and narrow as a skinny heterosexual, but I’m as glad to have a bit of maturity in my life, to be honest with you.