Ask Audrey: It's freezing cold in West Cork, and it the arse end of May

Sorting out Cork people for years

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

How’re oo’ goin’ on? The brother is home from Holland and didn’t he bring his new girlfriend, a hippy from Amsterdam who could probably house a gang of starlings in her ‘dreadlocks’, she said they’re called. 

We were sitting down after dinner last night and didn’t I put a match to a few bits of turf, thinking the hippy would like a fire. Well didn’t she rear up at myself and the wife, you’d swear we suggested she take a bath or something, and starting olagonnin about burning fuel and carbon dioxide and global warming.