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Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s getting smokey on our WhatsApp group Douglas Road Stunners Whose New Barbecue Cost More than a Semi-D in Rathcormac. Lorna_SeaSwimmer had a barbie the other night, tout la belle Cork was there, or at least everyone who was in our class in Regina Mundi, which is all that matters. 

Lorna’s Ken was showing off new his charcoal barbecue, he told us it was a recommendation from Elon Musk at Davos, which probably isn’t true because her Ken struggles with colossal inadequacy, but you could see it was expensive in fairness.