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Sorting out Cork people for ages

Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

It’s property all the way on our WhatsApp group, Douglas Road Stunners Who Can’t Believe You Didn’t Buy an Apartment in South Docks Off The Plans.

Fiona_OnlyWayIsUp said she got her hands on two penthouses on Kennedy Quay even before the plans were published this week, because when you know the right people, you know the right people, do you know that kind of way. Poppy_TotesSustainable posted a GIF of a crying polar bear and said property is todally cheugy bee-atches, anyone who’s anyone on the Douglas Road is gone gangbusters for saving the planet, check out this photo of my new €850 yoga mat, made from recycled children’s flip-flops in the slums of Mumbai.