I rang the Posh Cousin there and said, did you buy one of those new apartments in the South Docks. She said, you must be joking. I said, why? She said, who in their right minds would want an uninterrupted view of the northside.
My friend is an expert in sexual perversions, we call her Mile High Miriam. I rang her there and said how do you cure someone who gets turned on by English accents? She said, Boris Johnson.
Irish people are cultured intellectuals! And they said Germans don’t have a sense of humour.
My aunt is always in trouble, I rang her there and said would you recommend a good solicitor? She said, no, you’re much better off with an evil one.