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Ask Audrey has been sorting Cork people out for ages.

C’mere, what’s the story with listening to jazz music while sitting down without loads of pints on board. Myself and the old doll do love the Jazz Festival every year, there’s nathin like downing the gallon in a crowded pub while some punter with a synthesiser blasts out a 10 minute version of Living Next Door to Alice. You’ll get the odd dozy southsider in a polo-neck who tries to torture you with a saxophone, but that’s not a problem because there do be loads of noise in the pub and you could enjoy anything after a gallon of pints. (Except ballet, obviously.) But like, keeping social distancing for the Jazz is a complete disaster, because there’s a chance I’ll hear some jazz and I won’t be baloobas drunk, because of the restrictions. Do you think they could put a warning up on the pub saying ‘Danger – Jazz in here’? 

- Dowcha Donie, Blackpool