Ask Audrey: 'The way Dr Tony is going, you’ll be lucky if you’re allowed to go to the jacks'

Sorting out Cork people for ages

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Hello old stock. I wonder could you settle an argument I’ve been having with Shorty Cudmore about tipping guys who deliver take-away food. 

I’m a complete non-tipper – my father didn’t leave me 17 million euro and Sherkin Island, just so that I could hand it over to some good looking Brazilian w ho can clearly afford an electric bike.