Joanne Hynes: The modern muse bringing haute couture to Dunnes Stores
Joanne Hynes: entertained some Esther N. McCarthy fangirling during the writing of this piece. Picture: Emily Quinn
They say not all heroes wear capes. This is true. Some heroes design them. Itās fair to say designer, maverick, artist, innovator, creative Joanne Hynes is a hero to me. Her superpower is creating clothes that I, and other women lucky enough to own her pieces, feel fantastic in.Ā
I donāt say that with frivolity or facetiousness. This woman has magic running through her veins that she somehow distils into tangible confidence. Her work matters to me. She is an icon, a queen, a visionary. And now, flying in the face of that other adage ā never meet your heroes ā I get to interview her in her studio in Dunnes Dublin headquarters..
This is a big deal, yāall.
I know exactly what Iām going to wear ā my first Joanne Hynes buy, and my most recent. The former is a reversible A-line cape, one side with striking stripes with a giant Muse Lady motif, with a padded sports cloth collar that flips over to a navy check pattern thatās so goddamn perfect, it made me well up when I first tried it on; and the latter, a rib-knit jacquard dress from her latest drop, perfect stretch, colourful, cool, with a mandarin neckline, patch pockets that actually function and a funky neon orange two-way zip.Ā
Itās my dream dress, itās got a kick flare hem, comfortable enough to wear for the train journey and paired with snazzy socks and ankle boots, casual enough not to look inappropriate for a pre-noon meeting.
Iām taken upstairs to Joanneās studio space and as the lift doors part, Iām assaulted by a feast of fashion. There are rails of sartorial glory everywhere I look, a giant padded rabbit leans against a display of tufted mirrors and equestrian-themed cushions, thereās sequins and jewels and tigers ā oh my!
Then, Joanne herself drifts into view, a vision of glowy skin and blonde tresses and sparkly eyes. And this maven of marvellousness, this seer of truth, this vision of perfection ... sheās wearing the same dress as I.
All my mantras and stern talks to self about being chill and louche flitter into the ether. Instead of saying āHelloā like a normal human, like Iād practised in front of the mirror, my mouth opens and āWAAHHH! Weāre wearing the same dress!!! OhsweetmotherofogodcanyouBELIEVEit, isnāt this AMAZING!ā tumbles out.

She looks slightly taken aback, but smiles benignly. Operation Make JH BFF is not off to a good start. I guess for the lady that designs clothes that people purchase and wear, it is not the earth-shattering sign that the universe wants us to be besties that I interpreted it to be. The very reason Iām here is to talk to her about her collection for Dunnes Stores that should be landing right around the time youāre reading this.
Hynesā collaboration with the Irish retailer started in 2016, following the likes of Lennon Courtney and Carolyn Donnelly and it has been a marriage made in fashion heaven. If such a place exists, the angels wear Joanneās embellished collars and God herself tops off her Outfit of the Day with a JH headband. Hey, if itās good enough for Lady Gaga...
So I compose myself and get out my notebook and start recording. Quick confession ā Iām not a real fashion writer, so I did what any self-respecting chancer would do, I asked the experts. I got on to Irish Examiner fashion writers Annmarie OāSullivan and Paula Burns to give me a couple of questions in case I got starstruck and just sat there staring at her gormlessly.
As I look down at my own notes, Iām so glad I did. Instead of: āWhatās it like being a miraculous mermaid?ā; āCan I wear your skinā; and āAre you currently in the market for a muse?ā I kick off by asking her about her process of styling the pieces for the photoshoots.
One of my favourite things to do is to just sit and scroll through her lookbooks on the Dunnes website. They are ā itās not often I have the nerve to use this word, but I feel I can pull it off here ā pulchritudinous. Thatās right, I said it. And, as Keats said: āA thing of beauty is a joy foreverā.
āIām very hands-on,ā Joanne says, in a voice spun from sugary gold. āSelecting the earrings, the shoes ā thatās another dialogue for me. Iāll look at that dressā ā she points to a pinafore of perfection with clashing chevron patterns ā āand Iāll say: āwhat is she asking me for, who is she?ā
āPieces speak to me and it depends, if you put matt textures together, you might want a hit of shine. Itās a balance depending on where Iām going with it. If itās looking soft, Iāll harden it, itās a non-verbal thing when Iām working on it, surprising her, but not too much.ā
āThis her ā do you have a woman in mind when youāre designing?ā I ask, adding out of the side of my mouth, āis she slightly psychotic, overweight, with three caesarean scars and excellent posture for someone with a frankly ridiculous-sized bosom?ā
She pretends not to hear. āI definitely have different women in my head, there was another woman before I started designing the collections for Dunnes, she was more stubborn, a fantasy woman, it was a more linear approach. Now, itās broader, I feel like Iām meeting her more head-on, and I love that idea. I started to connect with the women, I could feel there was a need there and a want.
āNow itās about the garment, not the collection, that was a difficult process for me to get to that point, I feel the collection and the woman are floating, theyāre interconnecting in lots of different ways,ā she says thoughtfully.
We both look at the dress again. āI think this is the perfect shape. This works on its own or in a dialogue with other things. And I love that girl who I designed this for. Sheās irreverent but traditional, sheās classic but thereās more to her than meets the eye. Itās not a verbal thing, but I know when I get it right.
āIād wear it with a blouse ā because you shouldnāt!āā she laughs. āAnd because I love layering, maybe put the trousers underneath for more of a suit look. Itās got a regal feel, like a uniform, I really love that idea,ā she declares, delighted, lighting up like a thousand benevolent suns.
We chat some more about the new collection, about the concept of cost per wear, sustainability, the beauty of having clothes that last, and if there was ever any way I could have loved her more, it was when she told me not to be washing my clothes too much. āBe practical, wash them when they need to be washed.ā
Thy will be done, my queen. I almost curtsy.

āIām not for everyone,ā says Joanne, like the sage goddess that she is. āIām not designing for everybody, itās not humanly possible. I feel people will be able to understand certain garments that will resonate with them and thatās great, Iām at peace with that. When Iām long gone, Iād love for someone to pull out a skirt and say do you remember her? She was really hot in 2022!ā
Spoken like a true hero, the one, the only, the unforgettable Joanne Hynes.
- Joanne Hynes is a Limited Edition crafted range exclusively for Dunnes Stores. You can shop online at www.dunnesstores.com or in store at Stephenās Green.

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