There’s nothing wrong with a soft-focus reminder of a world that felt lighter.

If my sons ever find out it’s legit to disown a mother for dodgy dancing, I am done for

When I see teenagers lolling around the Mac counters, it triggers me. I'd like to see them make themselves look good with a pan stick, ghost lipstick and clear mascara

Don’t be giving me that rubbish about muscle weighing more than fat. That’s a lie a kind person made up to make her chubby friend feel better in the 1990s.  If it is true, then I’m Arnold Schwarzenegger.

I’m just refusing to treat January like an audition for a better version of myself.

Don’t be expecting deep insights or heartwarming lessons, like, it’s just random stuff that stands out amongst the haze

Ireland should follow their lead!

"The real deal, guys, the body-shutting-down, spirit-crushing lurgy that’s been flying around Cork faster than that rumour about the hurlers in the dressing room at the All-Ireland final."

Christmas lists are definitely on the agenda.

Get over yourself, Christmas dinner