Ask Audrey: My sister caught the Norry flu coming back from Lanzarote, and now she can’t pass Penneys

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Q: I’m flying to Malaga on Monday from Cork, we’re travelling on to Tarifa further down the coast because it isn’t Torremolinos, or Norry-molinos as we call it on the Rochestown Road. #Hilaire.