Whispers, whiskers & whiskey: Beards are over and it’s time to grow a moustache

Listen up guys, the word on the street is that beards are over and it’s time to grow a moustache. Pat Fitzpatrick asks the expert

I gave my wife a beard for Christmas. It was December 2008 and the beard was on me, grown in a hurry, when it became clear that the actual present I’d ordered on-line wasn’t going to make it before the 25th.