Ask Audrey: Should I be worried that my fiancee is googling ‘Discreet STD clinics in Cork?’

Sorting out Cork people for ages...

Hi!! Totally hi, now like!! I’m the leading Instagram influencer in Cork, measured by the number of my followers who haven’t noticed that I am passionate about three different brands of protein bar.I’m getting married next month, it’s not Castlemartyr because they wouldn’t take payment in samples of organic lip balm. Anyway, I’m currently driving around every Aldi in Cork buying the wine, but I don’t want the bottles to appear on the table in my Instagram posts, in case my minion followers think I’m just like them. Ha! So like, where could I get 100 empty bottles of expensive wine to pour these into? 

— @YouSoWishLike, Turners Cross and Monte Carlo