#WhyImSingle started trending and the results are hilarious
Chat show host Jimmy Fallon asked Twitter users to reveal the reasons behind why theyâre single and as you can expect the answers were amazing.
It's Hashtags time! In honor of "The Bachelorette" finale, tweet out a funny, weird, or embarrassing reason you're single and tag it with #WhyImSingle. Could be on the show!
— Jimmy Fallon (@jimmyfallon) August 7, 2018
We all have dating horror stories so when this hashtag first started trending it was bound to be hilarious.
Here are some of our favourites.
Some people are just a little bit âdifferentâ.
I have a cat named Her Majesty Queen Meow Meow von Buckingham III, Esq. #WhyImSingle
— Erin (@ErinReadsStuff) August 7, 2018
Some just read the signals wrong.
Sometimes there is such a thing as too much honesty.
Gave a girl a heart shaped donut on Valentineâs Day. When she said how nice it was I told her not to read too much in to it because they gave it to me for free. #whyimsingle
— Bobs bad tweets (@RealUncleRob) August 7, 2018
Remember itâs a date not an investigation.
Be a lover, not a fighter.
One liners are key.
A cute girl at work walked by me while I was filling my water bottle. She smiled at me and rather than saying hi I let out a moan and said "Hydration am I right." #WhyImSingle
— Zack Feldman (@ZFelds) August 7, 2018
That's different I guess.
I told her she gave me eagles instead of butterflies #WhyImSingle
— C.đ °ïž. L. (@CClok85) August 7, 2018
Sometimes showing off can lead to huge failure.
Once I saw a cute girl at Target, I noticed she was a nurse. So planned to ask her a âmedicalâ question while we were in the pharmacy section. As she turns the corner, I without looking grab the first box to ask my question. Only to realize I was in the condom aisle #WhyImSingle
— Jeremiah Michael Stoneburner he/him/his đșđŠ (@jmstoneburner) August 7, 2018

