Philosophy student sends fantastic email to her lecturer while high on painkillers

I will most likely not be normal again until at least Thanksgiving turkey.

Wed, 23 Nov, 2016 - 15:35

Where do we start with this one?

Well, first of all emailing a university lecturer while high on medication is "a bit unorthodox", as Abby Jo Hamele's lecturer points out in his response.

Abby, who is a philosophy student, was having a hard time of it recently as she was getting her wisdom teeth out and was on medication for the pain.

However, while on the said painkillers she decided to email Kevin, a Philosophy Teaching Assistant, to ask for an extension to her deadline for submitting a paper.

Now, ignoring all the spelling mistakes - which are understandable when you're on meds - what cracks us up is the completely breezy and hilarious way she makes her request.

After explaining to Kevin that she has got her "wisdom teeth sliced out" she goes on to say that she hasn't reacted well since and admits that she "will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey".

After expressing her appreciation to her lecturer with "Thank you Kevin, my dude" she then promises to answer his questions in class "so theere are not any more awkward silence".

She ends by signing off with "love you bye".

Since she tweeted the email, saying: "I EMAILED MY PHILOSOPHY TA WHILE I WAS HIGH ON HYDROCODON I'M DEAD", it has been retweeted more than 7,000 times and more than 24,000 likes.

I EMAILED MY PHILOSOPHY TA WHILE I WAS HIGH ON HYDROCODON I'M DEAD pic.twitter.com/ncJ8XX4zoe
— Abby Jo Hamele (@jabbyo3) November 21, 2016

If you can't see the glorious request, completely unchanged, above here it is:

"Kevin

I believe that i relmebmer you said we, as us students, would be able to send you our papers for classss for you to look at over before we turn them into cColin if we got them to you by 22nd of November.

I unfortmately got my wisdom teeth sliced outr and have not been reacting very well to the surgeryy nor the medicatioon i were given/ so I do not thimk that I will be able to habe my paper finisherd by Tuesday at all.

Is tehere any way I would be able to send you my paper at any later date??? I wnt to do very good on this paper you know becayse i like to do well in my classes.

please sir I workled very hard and thouught that I would be abel to finish it on timme but my doctor said I will most likelly not be normal again until at least Thanksginvg turkey.

If you say no then that is okay but i would be sad and i would reallyyy lik e it if you said yes.

Thank you Kevin, my dude.

Abby Jo Hamele (pronounced hah-mil-lee) (if you were wondering)

P.S. I will answer youpr questions in class forever so theere are not any more awkward silence. and i will buy you expo markers that work (even thougjh our tuition should pay for markers that work)

love you bye"

By the sounds of it, Kevin is completely fine with it, even though Abby got the deadline date wrong.